in Puerto Vallarta by Air
Have your tourist card ready,
you would have filled this out, together with your customs form, on
the plane. Our airport now has a Web
At Immigration (Migración) you will show your passport
and receive a stamped portion of your Tourist Card (FMM), don't loose this,
it will cost you if you don't have it to hand over when you leave.
After Immigration you will go and claim your luggage, proceeding to the Red
and Green light system of Customs. This is where you try your luck, every family
gets to push a button and see whether they get a Green Light = Proceed without
Inspection, or the Red Light = Get Inspected, (note: stay together, only one
person per family has to do this, if they are in a group). If you get a Red the Customs
Inspection is usually cursory.
If you got a luggage cart, either before or after the green/red light, but before the next stage, you'll find porters to help you. These guys do not get paid, they rely on tips, and will help you get through the next challenge.
CAUTION. The next test is, by
far, the worst. After exiting the automatic sliding doors after Customs you
enter two, obviously secure parts of the airport, with counters around the
sides, uniformed attendants and other 'official' looking people sporting badges
with their picture. They will immediately try to usher you towards the counters
on some pretext.
This is all TIMESHARE. Now, if
you want to waste 20 minutes there, arranging a timeshare viewing (never less
than 4 hours of High Pressure Sales), for a free breakfast and a discount on
some tours, go ahead and let them lead you away. If, on the other hand, this
doesn't sit well with you, put your head down and get out of there, through
the automatic sliding doors to your left. They are not allowed to physically contact you and there are lines on the floor that they are not allowed to cross.
Having made your escape, you will find
there are 2 or 3 ATMs in the airport, but one is in Departures.
In general using your ATM card and withdrawing the maximum that you can, will
spread what your
International Withdrawal. Note: Tell
your bank that you will be using the card in Mexico or they may flag
it and your card will stop working. The local ATMs are now charging
on withdrawals (progress?) but it's a very small amount and adjusts the exchange rate you get, but they will give you a good rate of exchange and are also very convenient. Avoid the Foreign Exchange cubical, they have the worse rate in town.
Out of Customs, through the timeshare trap, got your pesos, you'll
see 2 or 3 taxi ticket booths, rates are posted and one maybe a little less. Ignore the
crowds of people yelling 'Taxi' and go straight to the booth, buy your
tickets, the price is pretty well set and about double the city (yellow)
taxi, but it's a Federal Zone, requires expensive Federal Plates and
they have to come back empty, since they can not pick up in town. There's
a rough guide to prices on the Transport page. Crossing the road to get a yellow city taxi will save you a bit, but probably no AC..
Get to your accommodation and start enjoying your stay.
|The Marine Terminal is an other Federal
Zone, so the same Federal Plated taxis will
some money and
walk out towards the main road and catch a yellow city cab. Don't let the yellow city taxis tell you a price per person, that's illegal, but they know the Federal plated taxi charge more. Maybe walk down to the Soriana and get some pesos, then catch a taxi, see Map.
Or, exit the Marine Terminal turn left, to the highway, left again at the light and there's a bus stop, any bus with 'Centro' in the front window (usually a sign at the bottom) will take to downtown for 7.5 pesos each.
I would not recommend booking your city tours via the cruise ship, these tours
will take you to the establishments (stores and restaurants) that have paid
a hefty fee to the cruise line, this fee is passed on to you as higher prices,
some restaurants even have a separate menu for cruise ship customers. Many cruise
lines try and frighten their passengers into taking the ship sponsored tours,
claiming that the passengers will get sick or cheated otherwise.
Only passengers who have bought tours through the ship, will be allowed to disembark
first, the other passengers have to wait about an hour before they can leave.
Keep in mind that most cruise ships keep to a 'ship time' which is one hour earlier
than 'local time', so if the ship docks at 7am, it's could actually
Superior Tours can pick you up
at the dock and they provide many types of private tours in a very nice
air-conditioned 14 passenger van, or larger, at very competitive prices.
The same goes for other tours, such as the very popular Canopy
Tour Los Veranos. If you book on-line for this tour and others,
you'll save yourself a lot of money.
If you want to go on the Canopy Tour, don't try and book for the 9am or 10am
trips, they will be full of the passengers who bought the tour through the cruise ship - at very inflated prices , better to take the 11am, 12 noon or even later ones. This tour takes about
4 hours and you'd still have plenty of time to get back to the ship.